iPhone Reveals the Truth About Time

Two of the most tired excuses for not exercising are:

• “iDon’t have to exercise!”
• “iCan’t afford a trainer!”

In anticipation of the iPhone release to the public on Friday,
AT&T has announced the following:

• They have hired an extra 2,000 employees as they expect some customers to camp out in front of the store to get one.
• An estimated 1 million people are expected to switch to AT&T from their current provider(and pay a $175 early termination fee to do it) and pay the $500-600 for an iPhone.
  

Wait, I'm confused...I thought everyone was short on time and money. Apparently, time is abundant and there's plenty of money just looking for something to do.

The only conclusion left is that they people who use the two most popular excuses are...

iDiots

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist.) :)